It was a bright and sunny December morning and Krissy and I were in The Harbor City, Sydney Australia. Anxious to get out and explore the city, we set of with a mission: Exchange a surfboard bag which we had purchased at the Byron Bay Rip Curl store. The bag was listed as 7'2", the same size as Krissy's board, however it was simply too small.
We did a quick search and discovered that there were Rip Curl stores near Town Hall, Manly, and Bondi. With our MyMultiPass (unlimited rides on the train, bus, and ferry) in hand, we descended with the bag into the subway. We had gotten fairly proficient with finding our way around at this point, and confidently made our way to the appropriate platform, and boarded the train. A few dark and dreary stops later (OK, Sydney's underground is far from that of the worst city's subway I have visited) we were anxious to find ourselves breathing fresh air again.
We got off the train to try the first Rip Curl store near Town Hall, and emerged happily blinking into the sunlight. We took a look around to get our bearings, and then it happened.
"Chris, where's the surfboard bag...?"
With that brief statement, the sky darkened. The birds suddenly hushed, and the world ground to a halt.
We had left the bag on a subway train, which was as we spoke barreling towards who knows where.
Realizing that every moment was critical, we rushed back down into the train station.
The first person we saw was a ticketing agent. We ran up to the window and in a stream of words said something that roughly sounded like "Weleftoursurfboardbagonatrainohnowhatwillwedo!?" The ticketing agent had paused for a moment to absorb what had just happened, when suddenly another person appeared. Or did he? A hunch-backed man of indeterminate years, in a croaking voice he instructed us to go "Down down down, to the 6th floor, along the platform, and find the mirrored wall under the stairs. Knock on the right side of the mirror wall." We looked off in the direction he pointed us, and turning back, blinked. He was gone.
Had he ever been there?
Nevertheless, we followed the cryptic instructions, and began descending to the depths of the train station. We found the 6th floor, and after a moment of searching, we turned a corner, and there under a stairwell, was a dirty corner, with a mirrored wall. We knocked on the indicated portion of the mirror, and waited. A rat scurried by. Then another. Suddenly with a creak, the wall opened to reveal a massive troll of a man. It seemed he was nearly 7 foot tall. A bulbous warty nose protruded from a broad-cheeked face, and lumpy forehead. Its eyes were off of level, and it seemed to be slowly considering us. It clearly did not seem pleased that we had knocked on his particular section of wall.
After some consideration, extensive debate, nudging, cajoling, and encoring, the troll indicated that it may be capable of tracking down the bag.
It turned and strode a pace into the room, then settled heavily into an extremely well-worn task chair. I stepped forward to follow and with an agility surprising in one of his stature, he turned and held a hand up indicating I should proceed no further. Somewhat cringingly, mumbled that I could not enter this room, as there were no cameras inside. The implication hang heavy in the air that
everywhere else in this warren of a subway system, each man woman and child was being closely watched. The disappearing man had found a black-hole.
What followed cannot be adequately expressed in writing. It seemed as if suddenly the troll turned a light on in his head, and his hands began whirring through booklets and computer screens. Diagrams appeared, were prodded and manipulated, then disappeared. Several phone calls were made, and at one point, a whistle emerged and was blown several times.
Nearly an hour later, the light inside it had dimmed, and the troll-man half stood, hunched now and seemingly drained from the effort. With its remaining strength, he indicated we could take a train to Hurstville, a journey of 2 hours or so round trip, and there recover our bag.
The remainder of the day was rather normal. Blissfully so. We managed to recover the bag unharmed, went into Manly where we didnt actually return the bag (that time!), visited the 4 Pines Brewery (My post on that happy trip -
http://endlessaussiesummer.blogspot.com.au/2011/12/seattle-we-have-beer.html) the beach, and had a fine evening.